WANTED: Fitzgerald “The trigger” McCoy
Don’t be fooled by the cute litle brown spot on his nose or the big, round eyes—Fitzgerald is the most elusive outlaw west of the litter box. Known by the authorities only as “The Trigger,” Fitz is a 16-week-old brown-and-white tabby with six thumbs of fury (three on each front paw) and a résumé of crimes so chilling, they’ve been sealed for public safety. While his brother Langston made headlines, Fitz moved in the shadows—sneaky, full of surprises, and somehow always two paws ahead. At first, folks thought he was just a bystander. A sweet kid with unfortunate associations. But then came the patterns… the perfectly executed capers… the total absence of evidence. The truth? Fitzgerald’s crimes are so diabolically clever, no one really knows what he has and hasn’t done. You can ask us, but we’re legally required to give a new story each time.
This cowboy is bold, loud, and utterly unstoppable. He's never met a shelf he couldn't summit, a closed door he couldn't rattle, or a human he couldn’t charm into forgiveness. Fitz doesn’t ask for permission—he declares his intentions with a flick of the tail and a stomp of those mighty franken-beans. Fitz would gladly ride into the sunset with his brother Langston, but he’s also happy to form a new gang—as long as there’s another young cat to conspire with. Dogs? Unknown. Limits? Nonexistent. Adopt with caution—and a sense of humor.
Fitzgerald has been neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, vet-checked, and treated for fleas & worms. He was born indoors and his mother tested Negative for FIV/FELV. His adoption fee is $250, or $400 if adopted with his brother Langston.
